Stick it where the sun don't shine.

This SUCKS!  WHAT THE FUCK!  After what seems like a year I finally receive my $300 check.  A miracle check just to survive and not live out of my supervisor's wallet.  I think I can make it.  Like a happy ignorant dog I enter the bank, tail wagging, eyes glossy, ready to present my check.

TWO FUCKING WEEKS to turn this check into real money.

that one stung a little.