Daily Office Shananagins

Our office lady was talking on the phone, making a succession of short moaning noises (which in actuality are short conversational acknowledgements to whomever she is speaking to). But, with my back to her, she sounds like a remake of the cafe scene of when Harry met Sally...and just when I begin to accept that it will not stop until the phone is placed back on its dock, someones cell phone ring tone begins to hum the Darth Vader anthem. And I smile.

Valentines 2009 - Gion with the Geisha

I see you!

Yes...paparazzi!  There were 3 taxis full of these Geisha (or they are called Maiko if they are not full Geisha).  Forgot my camera was on zoom from the last sighting...

The first Geisha we spotted.  Apparently they DO NOT like you to take their picture.  Woops!

Dinner!  Pizza...with real cheese.  Mine is a mushroom pizza....with Japanese mushrooms.

Me and Fionna...ready to chase the Geisha.  (Happy Birthday Kara)

My back aches, My belts too tight....

OK, so I know I did it to myself. I should have thrown those shoes away before I came to Japan, but they are ssssoooooooooooo cute, I could not bare to part. They have been with me through thick and thin (which is what the heel of these pathetic shoes have become). But I wore them anyway because they are red and it was Valentines day! Had I known I would be walking the greater part of Kyoto in 4 hours I would have reconsidered. Alas, Valentines day was spent with my great friend Fionna, eating Italian food, drinking wine, chasing Geisha and walking along the river back to Kyoto station (the scenic route). It was the best way to spend Valentines day in Japan.

However, I knew I had walked too much about 3 hours in. But I just kept going. I suppose you could say I was just swept up. Plus there was no time to slow down, we stayed out quite late and didn't want to miss the last train.

The next day I had to go to Kyoto to meet up with a new pal to conspire with about my pillows. I knew my body would be a little cranky but I had plans.

About 1 hour into my visit I noticed some pain in my left foot. The same foot that I fractured (twice) about 10 years ago. (Side note : holy shit it was 10 years ago?!) I ignored it. I kept walking. More pain. Kept walking. I felt bad we had both paid quite a bit of money to meet up and we had planned it for over a month. More pain. Ok....maybe walking is not such a good idea. I figured this out when I was about a mile from the train station on the 6th floor of some mall looking at $70 Marimmeko fabrics. I needed to get home and OFF my foot. My new friend decided to hang back and enjoy more of Kyoto and the gloriously warm day it had become. So I hobbled hitori de (by myself) back to the subway station which would eventually get me to the train station which would eventually get me home.

Searing pains were stabbing through the left side of my foot all the way up behind my ankle. Fuck. That was pretty much all I could think. And yes, I am a bit dramatic but WTF my foot was not suppose to feel like that. I called my supervisor who explained to me that the emergency hospital might not have doctors who know how to use xray machines or know anything about bones (I know what you are thinking...and I thought the same thing..."are you fucking kidding me?") and that my next option was to go to the special "bones and muscles" clinic in the morning. Until then ice and elevate.

Fuming. Beyond being in pain, I hate it when my crisis plans fall through. I was reduced to hymning and hawing alone in my apartment with a bum foot until the next day I could hobble to school and have someone look at it. Which I did - and ouch ouch ouch the whole way there. My supervisor had six classes today so she had no time for me. Which was fine because our school nurse did and was more than happy to help. I just wanted an xray. Tell me if it is broken because it feels like something is pinching.

The doctor touches my foot which doesn't hurt. He gives me a look and I suddenly feel like I'm 8 years old faking a sprained ankle in the emergency room. Except this really hurts. He talks to me (in Japanese of course) and then when its my turn to acknowledge him understandingly I give him my customary raised eye brow smile, make a noise like "uh...." and shake my head. So he then repeats himself to the nurse who takes her turn talking to me in Japanese. Great.

His diagnosis in english verbetum to me : "no worry fracture" and "weather". My foot was then taped with 2 wraps of tape (quite precisely and meticulously -thank you Mr. nurse) and then I was sent to get my meds. Later it was explained to me my broken foot is simply caused by the weather of this time of year and all I need are some nice pain meds to heal me. The tape will come off and stay off by tonight and the meds will take it from there.....rrriiiigggghhhhtt.

So long story short. My foot hurts like a bitch and I have the weather to thank.

What a wonderful world.

pleasant dreams.

Tonight, I am going to fall asleep dreaming of me drinking a cold corona, watching a movie in bed while my two cats are sleeping next to me. 

Death told

What would the world be like if everyone knew when they were going to die?  If intrinsically people were born knowing how much time they had on this earth.  They still wouldn't know where they go aftewards but they knew the exact that they would die?

I guess that would take out the idea of accidents, right?  And...maybe it would take away the need to 'live life to it's fullest' everyday or to treat every day like it was your last.  Would people be less motivated to live?  What would be people's priorities?  Would it change the way that we interact with our families?  Would be seperate from them or stay with them...what influence would they be in our lives if we were only given a certain amount of time to explore this life?  Would we feel more like our lives were individual or would we feel the need to find a commonality among us?

I think this would make an interesting story......

thoughts for the day.

Chapter 8 : The boyfriend for reals

Chapter 1 : The going away party

Chapter 2 : The coincidence

Chapter 3 : The bonsai tree

Chapter 4 : The head set

Chapter 5 : The trip to Hawaii

Chapter 6 : The ticket to Japan

Chapter 7 : The waiting

Chapter 8 : The Boyfriend...for reals

There was 3 months of skyping.  And then he arrived.  The anticipation was unnerving and I had no idea what to expect.  I had a similar experience before, dating someone from afar who arrived only to have me slam the door in his face.  So you can understand the apprehension both of us were up against.  However, there was something special about him.  Something special about us.   I took the 2.5 hour train to Osaka to pick him up from the airport.  I choked back about a million what ifs and settled on the excitement of a visitor from Portland, home, the mother ship, to come and rescue me from this alien nation.  Whatever would come from this visit I would have that.  I had about an hour to kill before he would walk into my world so I did what any normal lady in waiting would do, I grabbed a double cheeseburger and fry from McDonald's and a vanilla latte from Starbucks.  I ate quietly by myself, then headed for the gate to grab a seat and wait.  And wait.  And wait.  God that caffeine was kicking in.  I should have gotten one for him because I didn't know if we would have enough time to get him some before the train returning home would come and HE would be the one that needed the coffee.  But oh well...he would drink my coffee if he really needed it because he wasn't particular (like I am) about anything trivial like coffee.  Oh, what a treat he was in for.

The light had stopped blinking on the "arrival" board which meant his plane had landed and was done unloading...any second he would walk through those automatic doors.  "My boyfriend"  would walk through the frosted glass sliding doors to meet me face to face for the first time at any moment.   'Is that my boyfriend?  No, some uber rock guy who came to tour in Japan...that's not my boyfriend.....Another white guy pushing a cart full of bags...not my boyfriend....is that my boyfriend?  That's not my boyfriend....that's not my boyfriend....oh wait there is 2 sides to this entry?....did I miss him?' I walked over to be in the middle and watched the sliding doors like a tennis match......and then.....there he was.  OMG....the first thought was going to clench the next 10 days.......I liked what I saw!  That is my boyfriend ;)  His smile was plastered and I clapped and jumped up and down a little as we walked towards each other.   Thank God that was the beginning.  We embraced as if we had actually been in each other's presence for 3 months but everything was new and foreign.  His skin, his hair and his smell were all new.  Kiss?  Not yet.  Just let it all sink in.  We looked at each other hastily not wanting to give away our shock or excitement too much or to question in our glance when we should kiss.  Grab bags, get to escalator.  "Hi." Eyes met. The escalator ride was dedicated to grasping the reality of each other's physical presence and making sure that it was an actual possibility to share time and space...for reals.

Of course it felt like everything was happening in fast forward.   The escalator moved at rapid pace...we muttered several words of short banter, lost in our own thoughts.  We got to the top of the escalator and juggled his luggage pulling it to the side and out of the way so he could bundle up in the unexpected coldness of Japan and to embrace once more.  'This is real...he is real, this is real...."my boyfriend?"  yes....ok....ok'.  I could feel a potential kiss moment so I moved quickly to grab his bag and get us moving.  I was not ready for a kiss.  A kiss can move worlds, sign contracts, destroy planets, shit like that....a kiss in fast forward could have catastrophic effects.  A pause for space between us, he exchanged money to yen and I flexed my Japanese a little bit by buying our train tickets just a room away....the walk to and from the money exchange was just enough to strut a bit, to flirt, to gauge each other and to declare independence.  And yes, I actually thought about all this shit when it was happening.  Doesn't everyone?

Before I could think, we were on the Haruka train from Osaka heading to Kyoto to then catch the last train to Shin-asahi, home.  Hand in hand.  Photos of this event ensued by him of course which was thought brilliant by me.  We were going to have a great time. 

 

Chapter 9 : The curtains open

Chapter 10 : The harvested clam

Chapter 11 : The chapstick

Chapter 12 : The Japanese culture

Chapter 13 : The card game

Chapter 14 : The day alone

Chapter 15 : The surprise

Chapter 16 : The old city

Chapter 17 : The Tom Collins

Chapter 18 : The Tuna sandwich

Snow, Snow, S-NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness it doesn't "really" start snowing until February!  I was worried I was going to have to walk to school in that.